It has come to my attention that so many people in this, the 21st century, are surrendering to the norm and refuse to accept that the world is full of complex illusions.

No, I'm not talking about the Kennedy assassination.

No, this isn't about Area 51.

No, I'm not worried about crop circles, moon landings or fixed elections.

What I'm talking about involves things of much more significance than all of these combined.

We're talking about the government controlling our nation's sidewalks.

We're talking about tainted spinach, people.

We're talking the Easter bunny and his secret identity!

Do not be so naive as to wave this off as some misconception. This is a warning, my friends. One that all should take as relevant to everyday life!