The Grassy Knoll... & Potato Salad
It has come to my attention that so many people in this, the 21st century, are surrendering to the norm and refuse to accept that the world is full of complex illusions.
No, I'm not talking about the Kennedy assassination.
No, this isn't about Area 51.
No, I'm not worried about crop circles, moon landings or fixed elections.
What I'm talking about involves things of much more significance than all of these combined.
We're talking about the government controlling our nation's sidewalks.
We're talking about tainted spinach, people.
We're talking the Easter bunny and his secret identity!
Do not be so naive as to wave this off as some misconception. This is a warning, my friends. One that all should take as relevant to everyday life!
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~Mom
Popeye is dying, the Easter bunny is evil, and your part of the sidewalk needs swepping. We are watching you.
PS Tell your Mom I said hi.
The real issue is that the decending popularity of Tab soda, was not just a concidence, but a super-soldier formula (along the lines of Steve Rogers, the thought to be first Captain America) that didn't work.
Hence we now have Tab energy drink, this present administrations attempt at a super-soldier. I digress, this goes way beyond this administration, as the combined intelligence they have would not be able to formulate such a . . . well formula.
Well, if there are any other conspiracies that come to mind I'll be sure to stop back by.
Welcome to blogstream Miss Jenny. Take care.
FINALLY, someone I can relate to on this site!!
Sheeeesh!
Oh Jenn, dont forget that the Wisconsin cheese industry is actually run by DEMON CATS who are putting wacky dairy spells on us as we shove down fine sharp cheddar!!
and Bar-B-Que fits somewhere in here.
Well, at least Bar-B-Que made from Paris Hilton's halitosis infested dog!
The world is saved!!!
Just in time, Jenn.
Thanks for finally coming forward!
*whew*
Well, as a matter of fact, I don't want to shovel the sidewalks, but seeing how snow is just a figment of imagination, hallucinations caused by mind control chemicals in tetanus shots, we don't have to worry about that, now, do we...?
So, I told my mom that you said hi... but anyway...
About this said Easter Bunny... in all of his evilness, how do we know that he isn't somehow related to the monster under my bed?
It all makes sense now. The two are one in the same. Thanks for helping me realize this... Now... I shall party and eat pie!
Tickle Me Elmo, you say? I always knew that there was something creepy about him.
But can't we be fairly certain that there is more to it? I mean, I understand that Tickle Me Elmo is playing as master of the puppets to the Easter Bunny, but come on... you think that fuzzy little cotton tail has enough power to popularize Britney Spears. I think there is more to it than that.
You know, I've always had my suspicions about the yellow M&M... Maybe he's in on it, too...
It's nice to meet you, too...
I hope that you can rest easy knowing that there is more than one 'Kristin' in the world!
So very true...
But that still doesn't explain the Easter Bunny...
Perhaps it is all tied into the spinach and the sidewalks...
The world may never know...
Interesting thought... but I, however, prefer Dr. Pepper and Gatorade...
But... you're reasoning does make a lot of sense!
Ha, love your thoughts on the cheese industry...
I'll have to further investigate the bbq sauce. I mean, ketchup and chocolate syrup have to play a role in there somewhere!
As for the Easter Bunny.... forget about him. Everything is being controlled by the fat guy in the red suit! He seems to have mastered time travel, mind control, and yoga. How else can he traverse the whole world in one night, while making people believe he exists, and that he can fit down a chimner? And lets not talk about the enslavement of all those elves.....
Easter Bunny indeed!
Big Shane
News Flash!
I heard from my cousin's friend's ex wife that "the diarrhea banjo posse" are in league with the tortured soul of an uneaten banana to make us all live on ardvark tacos!
Er....
What?
So true...!
Not aardvark tacos!!!
Awww, how come Brett can't do that??
I'm not sure about the fat guy in the red suit controlling everything. The Bunny told me that him and his sleigh are figments of my imagination since he met a tragic end. Great post by the way.
Ha, thanks... and that's a GREAT picture!!!
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